🇬🇧Exclusively for UK Shopify brands spending £20K+/month on Meta

Your Meta ads are underperforming. We fix that in 90 days.  Guaranteed.

As marketing vikings we only win when you win. That's why we always offer a guarantee. Beat your current performance in 90 days or we keep rowing for free.

No more reactive agencies.
20+ unique creatives. Every single week.
A viking is calling…
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ShopifyBuilt for Shopify brands ready to raid
Minimum €40K in monthly revenue

Brands in the fleet

ShusHold BreakerMid Century Modern GalPilaraNorthlumenNorivaDen Sidste FlaskeCapidaNataleeSönerShusHold BreakerMid Century Modern GalPilaraNorthlumenNorivaDen Sidste FlaskeCapidaNataleeSöner
Lé MoschThe ComfiesMikklaNatureloTempêteProff TurfSatana.dkLuvineKim DenzlerCharmé LingerieLé MoschThe ComfiesMikklaNatureloTempêteProff TurfSatana.dkLuvineKim DenzlerCharmé Lingerie

THE SIEGE

You've hit the walls of the fjord — and it's not because you spend too little.

CPMs keep climbing. Your creatives haven't changed in weeks.

You're producing ads. None of them are built on real research.

Your team is reactive. Strategy happens between other tasks.

Your agency sends a monthly report. You send the ideas.

Stop bleeding ad spend

Tired of watching ROAS slide while your team scrambles for the next creative?

30 minutes with Oliver. No pitch. Just a clear read on what's broken and what's worth fixing.

Selected raids

What happens when the longship hits shore.

No vanity metrics. No screenshots without context. Just the waters we sailed, the plunder we took, and the numbers that moved.

Den Sidste Flaske founder Tobias Hinchely Pedersen with wine and flame towers
🇩🇰🇸🇪Den Sidste Flaske
SCANDINAVIAN 8-FIGURE CASE · WINE & SPIRITS

From sporadic posts to 600 creatives and a system that scales.

Situation

An in-house marketing team and CMO, but creative output was sporadic and the ad account data was never fully used. Campaigns ran on gut feel, not structure.

What we did

We audited the full account, restructured audience segments towards new customer acquisition, and built a scalable evergreen campaign setup from scratch. In 120 days we designed over 600 unique creatives, something their team had never come close to.

What we've achieved
  • 600+ unique creatives produced in 120 days
  • Audience segments restructured for new-customer acquisition
  • Scalable evergreen campaign setup built from scratch
Satana team member on the warehouse floor with a pallet jack
🇩🇰🇩🇪🇸🇪🇳🇴Satana
PARTNERSHIP SINCE JUNE 2025 · LIFESTYLE BRAND

From Denmark's biggest agency to a partner that actually shows up every day.

Situation

Satana was already working with one of Denmark's largest marketing agencies. But with one point of contact, limited proactivity, and a Slack channel that felt one-sided, they knew they were leaving performance on the table.

What we did

We took over Meta advertising and built a daily communication rhythm from day one. Active sparring, proactive optimisation, and real input on offers, campaigns, and product pages based on Clarity data. Not just ads. A full growth partner.

What we've achieved
  • Daily communication rhythm from day one
  • Proactive input on offers, campaigns & PDPs based on data
  • +116% growth in net profit on just 365 days
Made by Mama premium pantry hero shot
🇩🇰🇺🇸Made by Mama
DTC BRAND · ITALIAN ANTI PASTI

From product posts to profitable cold traffic from month one.

Situation

A product-first brand with strong creative energy but no system behind it. Not enough testing, not enough volume, and no consistent push towards cold audiences.

What we did

We took over their Meta and Google advertising, built profitable campaigns from month one on both channels, and developed video scripts for founder ads and brand ambassadors, shifting the focus from product to story.

What we've achieved
  • Profitable Meta & Google campaigns from month one
  • Founder & ambassador video scripts shifted focus from product to story
  • Both Meta and Google taken over end-to-end
🇸🇪🇳🇴🇬🇧🇩🇪🇩🇰Kim Denzler
EST. 2009 · PREMIUM UNDERWEAR · 500,000+ UNITS SOLD

From 3 creatives a month to 15 a week and 20% net profit.

Situation

A brand with 15 years of history stuck at flat revenue for over a year. Nearly break even, with the founder personally managing the ad account and producing 3 to 5 new creatives per month.

What we did

We took the entire creative operation off his plate. Now we produce 10 to 15 creatives per week — scripting, briefing, editing and voiceovers. Since April 1st the business has gone from over a year of flat revenue to significant net profit growth for the first time in years.

What we've achieved
  • 10–15 creatives per week (up from 3–5 per month)
  • +12 months with 0 profit to 10x profitable in just a couple of months
  • Full creative operation taken off the founder's plate
SHUS artisans crafting felted wool footwear by hand
🇩🇰🇸🇪🇳🇴🇩🇪SHUS
EUROPEAN D2C · FOOTWEAR

From quiet winters to a full-season growth system that compounds.

Situation

A seasonal brand with a clear peak window but no structured approach to making the most of it. Campaigns, offers, and channels were managed separately without a unified strategy.

What we did

We took over Meta and Google advertising, built out their email marketing flows and campaigns, handled offer planning across the full season, and supported conversion optimisation on the site. A brand that lives and dies by its season now has a system built around it.

What we've achieved
  • Meta & Google advertising taken over end-to-end
  • +52,56% growth in net profit margin
  • Unified offer planning across the full peak season
  • On-site conversion optimisation support
🇩🇰LÈMOSH
Denmark · Est. 2016 · Fashion & Lifestyle

From reactive agency to a content flywheel they never have to think about.

Situation

An established Danish fashion brand with an agency relationship that felt reactive. Ideas had to come from the client. There was no clear overview of ad account performance or backend profitability.

What we did

We built a high-volume evergreen creative system with strong content intent, established a brand ambassador programme, and created a full content flywheel. Scripts, briefs, behind the scenes. They film. We handle the rest.

What we've achieved
  • High-volume evergreen creative system in production
  • ROAS increased by more than 50% in just 65 days
  • Full content flywheel, they film, we handle the rest
Mid Century Modern Gal lamps styled in a warm living room interior
🇺🇸Midcentury Modern Gal
USA · 3+ year partnership · Home Decor

From inconsistent testing to one campaign that has spent $200K profitably.

Situation

A brand we have scaled across multiple ownership changes over three years, running Meta, Google, and supporting on-site conversion optimisation.

What we did

Found a set of evergreen ad concepts that compound over time. One campaign alone has spent over $200,000 profitably. Ongoing catalogue design testing, static ad production, and seasonal offer campaigns keep the engine running year-round.

What we've achieved
  • $200K+ spent profitably in a single evergreen campaign
  • 3+ year partnership across multiple ownership changes
  • Compounding evergreen ad concepts running year-round
NORTHLUMEN hex ceiling lights illuminating a posing athlete in a dark gym
🇫🇮🇸🇪Northlumen
Finland & Sweden · Lifestyle

From Finnish market leader to €100K+ in revenue in Sweden in just 65 days.

Situation

Already the market leader in Finland. Wanted to break into Sweden, starting from zero.

What we did

Built a concept library from scratch, launched 10+ unique ads per week, and scaled the Swedish Shopify store from zero to €121.000+ in sales.

What we've achieved
  • €70k+ monthly revenue in Sweden (from zero)
  • 13+ unique ads launched per week
  • Concept library built from scratch for the Swedish market
Proff Turf athlete training inside a premium strength facility
🇩🇰Profturf
High seasonality · Innovative Product

From slow agency to a full content system built in the middle of peak season.

Situation

A strong product with happy customers and a previous agency relationship that was too slow. When peak season hit, the agency was not ready.

What we did

Came in mid-season, immediately ramped up volume, and delivered scripts and shoot briefs directly to the client for use with their videographer. Built a full content system around their busiest window and helped maximise the momentum from a funding round they secured during the partnership.

What we've achieved
  • Volume ramped up mid-peak-season
  • Full content system built around the busiest window
  • Scripts & shoot briefs delivered for in-house videographer
Uhhmami founder chef in his kitchen with the bouillon range
🇩🇰Uhhmami
DTC Brand · DTC

From generic ad creative to sharp, conversion-led Meta execution.

Situation

A brand that needed sharper Meta execution and better creative quality across the board.

What we did

Focused on brief quality, creative strategy, and conversion-led ad production. Clean, intentional, effective.

What we've achieved
  • Sharper brief quality & creative strategy
  • Conversion-led Meta ad production

See what we'd do for your brand

Want a raid plan built for your account?

We'll walk your numbers, your offer, and your ad account on the call.

Captains, on camera

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

Real captains from the fleet. Real numbers. No scripts. Tap to play.

"They handle my Meta ads from A to Z, and they even doubled our store conversion rate in the first 2 months.."

Thom
Founder · Luvine
Verified

"We have worked with Growmore for over 2 years now. Love their great ideas on how we can scale."

Peter
Founder · LÉMOSCH
Verified

THE ARSENAL

One crew. The entire raid.

Most agencies send one scout. We bring the whole longship.

€12,000

ICP & Avatar Mapping

We map your ICP avatars, pain points, USPs and awareness stages. The foundation for every single ad we ship.

€8,000

Creative Strategy Roadmap

A 90-day roadmap with high content intent as the north star. No volume for the sake of volume.

€24,000

20+ Unique Ads / Week

Statics, video ads, voice-overs and b-rolls. Every concept is researched, scripted and briefed by us — based on hooks, data and competitor analysis. Then we design and produce everything ourselves.

Included

In-house production team

We research, script, brief, design and produce everything ourselves. No generic stock. No lazy concepts. Every creative is built on data and intent.

€10,000

A/B testing PDP & checkout

We optimise where it hurts: PDP, cart drawer, checkout. Because CRO + creative = exponential growth.

Priceless

External CMO function

We operate inside your ad account independently. You don't need to lift a finger. We report weekly.

One crew. One partnership. From €1,500/month.

The raid in action

Creatives with high intent that actually perform.

Underwear offer creative with Trustpilot bar and box reveal
Nakoshima knife creative with steak board and discount badge
Outdoor underwear performance creative with runner in forest
Söner watch creative highlighting award-winning design
Bee Venom Cream 50% discount creative with testimonial
Mace by Amalie influencer-style outfit creative
Langhe Nebbiolo wine creative with cat in sunglasses
Underwear offer creative with Trustpilot bar and box reveal
Nakoshima knife creative with steak board and discount badge
Outdoor underwear performance creative with runner in forest
Söner watch creative highlighting award-winning design
Bee Venom Cream 50% discount creative with testimonial
Mace by Amalie influencer-style outfit creative
Langhe Nebbiolo wine creative with cat in sunglasses
Langhe Nebbiolo in-store handwritten note creative
Birthday massage chair offer with free massage gun creative
Massage chair before-and-after benefit creative
Empty bottle humorous wine creative
Premium boxershorts savings offer creative
Skincare comparison creative with visual routine steps
Spectify blue light glasses benefits comparison creative
Langhe Nebbiolo in-store handwritten note creative
Birthday massage chair offer with free massage gun creative
Massage chair before-and-after benefit creative
Empty bottle humorous wine creative
Premium boxershorts savings offer creative
Skincare comparison creative with visual routine steps
Spectify blue light glasses benefits comparison creative
Palmera limited offer creative with Strelitzia plant
Medicine Magic Valentines 30% off creative
Spectify night shift comparison creative with two scenes
Mid Century Modern Gal testimonial-style comment creative
Nakushima Father's Day offer creative with knife set
Cozy floor lamp lifestyle creative with warm interior scene
Den Sidste Flaske Primitivo wine engangskup creative
Palmera limited offer creative with Strelitzia plant
Medicine Magic Valentines 30% off creative
Spectify night shift comparison creative with two scenes
Mid Century Modern Gal testimonial-style comment creative
Nakushima Father's Day offer creative with knife set
Cozy floor lamp lifestyle creative with warm interior scene
Den Sidste Flaske Primitivo wine engangskup creative
Luxury watch launch creative with champagne dial hero shot
Kim Denzler premium boxershorts bespaar €67 offer creative
Kim Denzler 7 premium lyocell boxershorts lifestyle creative
Northlumen LED-belysning skapa din egen design creative
Luvine Italian Barbera Le Tane wine creative with hedgehog mascot
Charmé Elvira lingerie before and after comparison creative
Luxury watch launch creative with champagne dial hero shot
Kim Denzler premium boxershorts bespaar €67 offer creative
Kim Denzler 7 premium lyocell boxershorts lifestyle creative
Northlumen LED-belysning skapa din egen design creative
Luvine Italian Barbera Le Tane wine creative with hedgehog mascot
Charmé Elvira lingerie before and after comparison creative

Who sails with us

Built for European raiders past the £20K+/mo mark.

Climb aboard ↓
  • You spend £20,000+/month on Meta and your ROAS has plateaued
  • Your creative output is slow, inconsistent, or not converting
  • You have an in-house team but creative strategy is the bottleneck
  • You're scaling spend but your store isn't converting the traffic
  • You want a partner with real skin in the game
Stay on shore ↓
  • You spend less than £20,000/month on Meta
  • You're not willing to share ad account and Shopify access
  • You want full control over every creative decision
  • You're looking for a cheap solution

THE VOYAGE

Here's how the raid unfolds.

01Week 1

Chart the waters

We spend 7 days going deep. ICP research, avatar mapping, awareness stages, competitor analysis, market research and a full audit of your existing ad account. No guessing. Every creative decision from this point is backed by data.

02Week 2

Sharpen the axes

Your creative strategy roadmap is locked. Campaigns are structured and live. The first two batches of ads ship this week, built on everything we learned in week one. No warm-up period. No easing in.

03Week 3+

Launch the raid

20+ unique creatives every week from here. Statics, video ads, scripts and briefs. We analyse what performs, cut what doesn't, and iterate fast. The feedback loop runs continuously, every new creative is smarter than the last.

04Ongoing

Hold the ground

Flag planted. Winning ads get scaled. New angles get tested. Your store gets optimised. We report weekly, communicate daily, and keep pushing. The raid never stops, it just gets more precise.

Three Vikings. One raid.

Ready to plug a creative engine into your longship?

Vikings don't wait. Neither should you.

The raid calculator

See what 90 days with Growmore is worth to your brand.

Based on average results across our client portfolio. All numbers are estimates. Your actual upside depends on your starting point.

€40.0K
1.5x

Where you are now

Current monthly Meta revenue

€60.0Kapprox.

After 90 days with Growmore

Estimated Meta revenue

€84.6Kapprox.

Your estimated 90-day incremental upside

€73.8Kapprox.

Extra Meta revenue generated on top of your current baseline, by us, not you.

Based on an average 41% Meta performance improvement across our client portfolio.

This is an estimate. Actual results vary by brand, market and starting point.

THE BLOOD OATH

We beat your current Meta performance in 90 days. Or we keep rowing for free.

We guarantee a measurable improvement in your Meta results within 90 days. If we don't deliver. We keep working for free until we do. Store CRO and A/B testing on your PDPs is included in every partnership.

OUR OWN LONGSHIP

We run our own 6-figure e-com brand: Nakushima.

We don't preach from an ivory tower. We spend our own money on Meta every single day. We test the same frameworks we sell to you. That's why we dare to put a guarantee on the table.

7-fig
Annual revenue
3.8x
Blended ROAS
2.9%
Site CVR
Visit nakushima.dk
Nakushima — premium Japanese damascus knives

THE CREW

Four Vikings. One raid.

A young, creative-first crew from Denmark. 13 years combined experience. Trusted by +60 Shopify brands. No middlemen. You work directly with the people scripting & building your ads.

Oliver — Co-Founder & Creative Lead
The Strategist
Oliver
Co-Founder & Creative Lead
Andreas — Co-Founder & COO
The Navigator
Andreas
Co-Founder & COO
Lea — Head of Creative Production
The Craftsman
Lea
Head of Creative Production
Selma — Creative Strategist
The Tactician
Selma
Creative Strategist

WHO EARNS A SEAT

Not every brand earns a seat on the ship.

You're ready to raid ↓
  • You're a Dutch Shopify (or equivalent) DTC brand 🇫🇮🇸🇪
  • You spend at least €25K/month on Meta
  • You're ready to let us operate independently
  • You want to grow with strategy — not more creative answers per day
Stay ashore ↓
  • Smaller brands without proven product-market fit
  • Founders who want to micro-manage every creative
  • B2B / SaaS / lead-gen businesses
  • Brands looking for 'cheap outsourcing'

SET SAIL

Ready to let a viking row your creative engine?

30 minutes of sparring with the crew. No pitch. We chart your account, your numbers, and whether your ship and ours sail the same waters.

Only 3 new ships boarded per quarter